a treat to my readers.

so... i was just sitting there this morning after coming home from a looooong day. i was so tired and i just randomly thought. what would my male characters do if they were grumpy or tired or over worked.

and so as my treat to you here is what i imagine them saying

so basically faisal , fahad and a7med.

faisal:

when we get to the hotel.

'faisal this faisal that' ma7ad gadir isawy shay ib nafsa!! kila ana?! i need to find fahad. and when i


get my hands on his pretty boy face, ill punch him. how dare he run away from me?!!?!?! 

 a7taj agi6 shay bars ildiressha. 

lala lazim ahady a39aby. i go to my bed and lay down for a bit.

then i notice layans phone next to me on the bed. fa 9ar feeny 5al at3abath shway. ' let us see into the

 mind of the crazy layan'. so i opened her phone which didn't have a password. ( thats so layan). o

gimt achayik il9iwar.

3yoony bagigat.

there were about 300 pictures of ryan gosling in there. 

i am in shock.

chan layan itdish 

" hey " she says

" mino hatha o laish 7a6a 9wara?" i ask

" ryan gosling, you know who it is. o ana o my friends indizhom 7ag ba3ath. incase you haven't noticed he's hot" she says

" ya3ni ana mo taris 3aynich?!" i ask, exasperated

she laughs . then she says " i feel sorry for my friends faisal, they don't have you so I'm giving them hope to find someone else" she says.

but i don't buy it " ee rag3ay rag3ay" 

and then she laughs and i hit her with a pillow

fahad and a7med:

i just came home from the pool at the top of the hotel, and damn is it hot.  i got sunburned. i look like a fried orange. i have a splitting headache and I'm getting paranoid.

i run up to my hotel room and find a7med there  wayid mishta6 masik two tickets to some - I'm sure


inappropriate- show.

" bara" i say and head to the shower.

but knowing a7med, he's not going to leave til i agree.

" maaany rayi7 ilayn ma tgool ib tyee!!!" he says.

i look at him:" can't you see I'm sunburned?" i ask

but a7med only shakes his head

" maly shighil, your coming.  " he says

" llaaa2 " i say and slam the door in his face.

a7med shouts from the door but i shout back

only when i open the shower i hear the door open 

" A7MED TABY TIN6AG?!! no means no!!!!!" i shout. but what i see isn't a7med. 

i see a7med and a human size poster of kim kardashian

" we can go see her today!!! please ta3al ma3ay please!!!!!" he begs

chan ahadida bilshampoo and he runs away

" you freak! did you forget about tai?!" i shout.

" fai told me to go see her. ahya killa tshoof soccer players 3adi!!!" he shouts from outside.

those two have a weird relationship.


" a7med aby anam ok? you go!" i shout back


"LA2!!! THIS IS BRO TIME!" he shouts like a baby.


i sigh


" inzain give me an hour." i say



" yaaaaaaaaay" he sings and i hear him sing some weird song in the room.