الخميس، 7 أغسطس 2014

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layan:


when faisal and i checked into the hotel he asked them for two rooms.
i wasn't expecting them to tell him there were no available rooms other than one joined with one bed.


that embarrassing moment: when your married to someone you love, but have no idea how to:

1. face awkward moments

2. act like a married couple

or

3. grow and let the relationship grow with time.

our hotel lobby manager is basically forcing us to cut out a year of that 'time'

i feel myself blush and just stand behind faisal and let him deal with the dude.

" I'm sorry sir but we only have a single bed room available" he says
faisal looks angry but he does something more terrifying than what id expected an angry faisal to do

he smiled sweetly at the man

faisal: " do you like your job sir?"
ok ive let this go on long enough, and the man looks afraid enough as it is.

me:" ok well take it" i say and faisal looks at me for a long second before shrugging his shoulders.

the man gives me our room key and shows us us to our room.

the room had one bed and i freaked out a bit.

faisal leaned against the wall and crossed his arms around his chest.


when i realised faisal was looking at me i quickly faked a smile.

he pushed himself off the wall

faisal:" I'm taking the couch" he says and throws himself onto the couch.

i just look at him for a humiliatingly long second. he was face down on the couch looking like a giant black leopard.

something about it doesnt feel right though

me:" its my fault we got this room in the first place ill take the couch" i offer.

he turned his face slowly to me.

faisal:" ana ilrayal willa intay?" he asks me glaring at me.

me:" marriage is partnership. we split everything in half faisal. " i say

he glares at me and i enter a staring competition with him.

at one point i blinked. faisal took this as his cue to go to sleep.

i groaned furiously.


i got into my brown and yellow teddy pjs.

in hindsight i really shouldn't have bought these.

I'm too insecure to be comfortable in these but i didn't expect to be rooming with faisal.

i looked like an insecure twelve year old standing in the middle of a room staring at a sleeping lion of a man.

i sighed and closed the lights.

i went to the bed and found that i wasn't going to let faisal get away with this.

i got up and walked to the couch.
i lay down next to him though i have no idea how i managed to do that.
i got the blanket with me.
if he's going to be uncomfortable than so am i .

i reluctantly fell asleep.

in the middle of the night i think i heard faisal mutter something.

faisal:" layan 3nadich mo 6abee3y" he said before picking me up and carrying me to the bed.

me:" no point. if you go back to that couch I'm going back too" i say.
he looked at me frustrated.

he signed and climbed into the king sized bed next to me.

i realized faintly as i fell asleep that faisal blushed just then.
he was laying as far away on the bed as he could.
it was hilarious. i tried to muffle my laughs and coughed instead.




الأربعاء، 30 يوليو 2014

a treat to my readers.


so... i was just sitting there this morning after coming home from a looooong day. i was so tired and i just randomly thought. what would my male characters do if they were grumpy or tired or over worked.

and so as my treat to you here is what i imagine them saying
so basically faisal , fahad and a7med.


faisal:


when we get to the hotel.


'faisal this faisal that' ma7ad gadir isawy shay ib nafsa!! kila ana?! i need to find fahad. and when i


get my hands on his pretty boy face, ill punch him. how dare he run away from me?!!?!?! 

 a7taj agi6 shay bars ildiressha. 

lala lazim ahady a39aby. i go to my bed and lay down for a bit.

then i notice layans phone next to me on the bed. fa 9ar feeny 5al at3abath shway. ' let us see into the

 mind of the crazy layan'. so i opened her phone which didn't have a password. ( thats so layan). o

gimt achayik il9iwar.

3yoony bagigat.

there were about 300 pictures of ryan gosling in there. 

i am in shock.

chan layan itdish 

" hey " she says

" mino hatha o laish 7a6a 9wara?" i ask

" ryan gosling, you know who it is. o ana o my friends indizhom 7ag ba3ath. incase you haven't noticed he's hot" she says

" ya3ni ana mo taris 3aynich?!" i ask, exasperated

she laughs . then she says " i feel sorry for my friends faisal, they don't have you so I'm giving them hope to find someone else" she says.

but i don't buy it " ee rag3ay rag3ay" 

and then she laughs and i hit her with a pillow









fahad and a7med:






i just came home from the pool at the top of the hotel, and damn is it hot.  i got sunburned. i look like a fried orange. i have a splitting headache and I'm getting paranoid.



i run up to my hotel room and find a7med there  wayid mishta6 masik two tickets to some - I'm sure


inappropriate- show.

" bara" i say and head to the shower.

but knowing a7med, he's not going to leave til i agree.

" maaany rayi7 ilayn ma tgool ib tyee!!!" he says.

i look at him:" can't you see I'm sunburned?" i ask

but a7med only shakes his head

" maly shighil, your coming.  " he says

" llaaa2 " i say and slam the door in his face.

a7med shouts from the door but i shout back

only when i open the shower i hear the door open 


" A7MED TABY TIN6AG?!! no means no!!!!!" i shout. but what i see isn't a7med. 


i see a7med and a human size poster of kim kardashian

" we can go see her today!!! please ta3al ma3ay please!!!!!" he begs

chan ahadida bilshampoo and he runs away

" you freak! did you forget about tai?!" i shout.

" fai told me to go see her. ahya killa tshoof soccer players 3adi!!!" he shouts from outside.

those two have a weird relationship.


" a7med aby anam ok? you go!" i shout back


"LA2!!! THIS IS BRO TIME!" he shouts like a baby.


i sigh


" inzain give me an hour." i say



" yaaaaaaaaay" he sings and i hear him sing some weird song in the room.